Old Man Jimmy (Is Soon to Die)
Birthday
Jimmy it's your birthday
You're watching the years slip away
Until the day that you pass away
Oh birthday
Jimmy it's your birthday
Your number of tired jokes are few
We're gonna dig a grave to hold you
How will you die?
Will you blight an old man in your bed
Will the people cry
To learn you're dead
Will your heart explode in your chest
Will you mourn the sins left unconfessed
Will it be a car crash
Twisted metal wreck
Will you fall down the stairs
And break your neck or
Choke on a bone
Drown in the mud
Jimmy how will it end?
Old man Jimmy
Is soon to die
Ashes float up to the sky
Old man Jimmy
Is soon to die
Maggots crawling out of your eye
Birthday
Jimmy it's your birthday
Grasping for all your yesterdays
And just slowly waste away
How will you die
Probably forgotten alone
Crying out in vain
For anyone
Will you die in flames or maybe freeze
From starvation, suicide, disease
Will they slit your throat
Shoot you dead
Will your brain corrode inside your head or
On the commode
Will the world explode
Jimmy where does it end?
Old man Jimmy
Is soon to die
Ashes float up to the sky
Old man Jimmy
Is soon to die
Maggots crawl out of your eye
Old man Jimmy is soon to die
Time to go kiss your wife and kids goodbye
Old man Jimmy is soon to die
And then his body will be covered in flies
Die die diiiiiie
Old man Jimmy is gonna die
Oh Jimmy Kimmel
It's your time
To die
